Paul was the guy who grew up across the hall from me. In fact, at 25 years old, he was still there! He was completely inexperienced. He had never even kissed a girl. That might be because he was the biggest dork I had ever seen. All he ever did was sit in front of his computer playing video games and drinking Mountain Dew. I encouraged him to get a girlfriend but he was just so shy. It was quite sad, really.My friends noticed the way he acted and started feeling bad for him as well. We decided that we were going to treat him on his birthday.
We were going to get him baked and all three of us were going to have our way with him. I guarantee it was his best birthday ever.